Welcome to JavaJazzJesus, the place that seriously considers the absurdities of life in the megaplex of modern thought. The place where it’s okay to to ask the simple questions and get an overly complex answer. The place where it’s okay to ask the complex questions and get an an overly simplistic answer...or no flippin’ answer at all.
Well, because asking questions is better than answering them anyway, right?
Right? Because every real answer I ever got led me to more questions......
For example, in the question WWJD?(what would Jesus drive?), the obvious answer is: a white mustang. (see Rev. 19:11-16)
Or, let’s try this eternal question; WWBFD?(What would Barney Fife do?) Having eaten Aunt Bee’s prize apple pie just before the county fair, would he:
.a)Try to find Andy to help him figure out what to do
.b)Try to ask a hypothetical question of Thelma Lou over the phone to get a feminine slant on the problem, or would he
.c)Accidently lock himself in the holding cell while trying to find his lost bullet and while also trying to help Otis the town drunk.
These and many other important questions will be pondered at JavaJazzJesus
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